PANTS TOO TIGHT!Because I was behind a young woman the other day and noticed that not only were her pants TOO tight but that she was wearing bikini underwear (you could tell!) I thought I'd repost this blog from last October when I was butt watching at the ACE Hardware Show in Atlanta. Two of my coworkers were with me behind this woman the other day and one remarked that "no matter how many times you blink, it's still there." lol! We should ALL look at the rear view before going out and about. Ya think?!
HARDWARE & BUTTS
OK, so while at the ACE Hardware show in Atlanta I got really tired of all that walking so I planted myself on a bench and just watched people go by. I came to the conclusion that few people leave their homes (or hotel rooms) before checking their "rear view" in the mirror.
Here's what I decided:
1. NO one looks good in polyester pants that are too big and require a belt to hold them up which ends up making the pants "bunch" at the waist creating "balloon butt" in the back.
2. It should be OUTLAWED for any woman to EVER, repeat EVER, wear light colored stretch pants without a very long top...why? In two words, "scary CELLULITE"! All those bumps are positively...well...ewwww!
3. Wearing tight pants of ANY kind should be against ALL rules if a woman isn't wearing a LONG top and isn't wearing a thong. Panty lines make an already ample butt look like it's divided, not into two parts, BUT INTO FOUR parts! This is NOT pretty.
(still shakin' my head on this one...)
I guess you all can tell I had a little too much time on my hands at this hardware show...lol! But, puhlease...
....before you leave the house CHECK YOUR REVIEW!
Here's what I decided:
1. NO one looks good in polyester pants that are too big and require a belt to hold them up which ends up making the pants "bunch" at the waist creating "balloon butt" in the back.
2. It should be OUTLAWED for any woman to EVER, repeat EVER, wear light colored stretch pants without a very long top...why? In two words, "scary CELLULITE"! All those bumps are positively...well...ewwww!
3. Wearing tight pants of ANY kind should be against ALL rules if a woman isn't wearing a LONG top and isn't wearing a thong. Panty lines make an already ample butt look like it's divided, not into two parts, BUT INTO FOUR parts! This is NOT pretty.
(still shakin' my head on this one...)
I guess you all can tell I had a little too much time on my hands at this hardware show...lol! But, puhlease...
....before you leave the house CHECK YOUR REVIEW!
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